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Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.
Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.
by Louella Pruitt March 08, 2009
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(n) - a form of procrastination involving copious amounts or masturbation.
I know I had a week to finish my essay, but I was so busy procrasturbating that I had to bs the entire thing.

I heard that Jim had to check into rehab for his procrasturbation problem.

I also heard that Jim only agreed to go to rehab after his latest procrasturbation episode ended with him in the Emergency Room.
by Tre Day May 09, 2010
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1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 17, 2011
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pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.
by Griffon727 April 10, 2012
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When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that
I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation
by Jstuie13 May 19, 2016
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The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.
I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.
by lookupsmegma July 10, 2009
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Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.
Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
by charitable_bacon December 15, 2014
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