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22.
The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.
'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'
by NolanWilliams May 19, 2013
 
23.
When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
by RANDOM ROD November 07, 2012
 
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pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.
by Griffon727 April 10, 2012
 
25.
the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important
ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.
by ghhdfb November 19, 2011
 
26.
1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 17, 2011
 
27.
The act of masturbating in order to procrastinate.
John, not wanting to study maths, played some dwarf porn and masturbated for a while. It was a a classic case of procrasturbation.
by Zooch101 June 06, 2011
 
28.
The act of becoming bored while revising dull content for an impending exam, giving up, and just having a wank.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Tim; "Phill, hows the revision going? You'v been in your room ages"
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"

Procrasturbation.
by Kacius Clay January 14, 2011