proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
This phenomenon may occur multiple times in one given revision day. Doesn't apply to females, except American females.
Phill; "Not well, just been procrasturbating really"
Tim; "yeah me too, my desk is a mess"