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Cringling for a Pringling 

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
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drizzling shits

a term used in Pro-Wrestling when a match is beyond terrible for more then 1 reason.
when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.
I watched Johnny Kashmere wrestle ZBarr and it was the drizzling shits. One was trying to give the other a blowjob and the other was coked out of his mine. You could not have picked anything worse to watch other then two blind guys trying to drive around a racecar track

Grizzling 

Grizzling is a particularly repulsive form of crying; usually done by children but sometimes by adults particularly molly piss men. It's a thoroughly unpleasant whinging, whining, bout of self-pity accompanied by oceans of tears, a swollen face and large dribbles of snot. The person doing the grizzling expects sympathy and hugs but should be kept beyond arms reach with a forked vermin stick and consigned to a distant planet at the earliest opportunity.
Malcolm's grizzling again!
Thank fuck I'm off to the States this afternoon!
Grizzling by Croatalin February 1, 2014

Drizzling Delight 

Just finishing up from a blow job the male squeezes the remaining seamen from his penis into the girls mouth.
She said that last bit of seamen was quite zesty, then an enormous smile grew on my face. I then sneakingly turned to my night stand and checked off Drizzling Delight, it was right next to Alligator Fuckhouse.
Drizzling Delight by E-bag April 19, 2009
Pizzlin' like a warm soft rain from above.
It be drizzlin' like God be pizzlin'
pizzlin' by Freyjawired September 9, 2013

pizzaing 

A way to describe masturbation as an analogy for feeling as good as pizza tastes
Last night I was pizzaing and I've never had a better orgasm in my life!
pizzaing by NJBassBunny November 6, 2013

Pringling 

In regards to art, pringling (and, by extension, repringling) is a fundamental centered around the usage of 90° angles, curves or spirals, and the relationship of lines.

The basis for determining the ‘amount’ of pringling is the distance from the right angle(s). Further, pringlage will occur in two main types - high priority pringling further from the center of the main angle and lower priority closer to the main angle. The contrast between pringling curves and sharp 90° angles is the cornerstone of pringling.

Beyond the 90° angle is what is deemed a ‘Pringle-Free(PF) Zone’. As its name suggests, no pringling is visible or even implied within the margin of it. Artworks may have multiple right angles , and in turn, multiple PF zones.

Oftentimes, pringling is redefined using a technique called repringling. This presents the pringling in a different light, thus making the subject of an artwork more easily read. It was first observed in pieces depicting wildlife, due to the angle found in animal snouts. However, introduction of repringling in portraits soon followed. Size of repringling sections varies immensely, and the repringling itself can quickly be overlooked by untrained eyes.

Pringling continues to be unfavored by the art community as a whole; this is a lasting result of previous anti-pringling movements. It is by far the least utilized fundamental. Furthermore, most professional art schools outright refuse to teach it, despite the concept being relatively simple.
“Pringling has nothing to do with chips.”

“The Persistence of Memory (1931) by Salvador Dalí is an excellent example of pringling.”

“This would look better with some repringling.”

“At first I thought I saw pringling, but upon further inspection, I was looking in a pringle-free zone.”
Pringling by Jim C. (BFA ‘98) March 16, 2021