8 definitions by Wheatboi
Pulling a Stefan means to go AFK for a long duration without telling anyone. You can use it in practically any situation.
1. Declan: "Where the hell were you?! A squad of 4 just flanked me at the rendezvous point."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
Stefan: "I had to go."
Declan: "Oh, so you pulled a Stefan."
2. Declan: "Where the faggot were you Josh?"
Josh: "I was pulling a Stefan."
Declan: "That doesn't really answer my question..."
3. Teacher: "And where were you Yesterday? You missed your English exam."
Jimmy: "I pulled a Stefan."
by Wheatboi July 23, 2018
A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling
Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo
Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski
by Wheatboi February 23, 2019
1. Person 1: "Excuse me sir, what is the time?"
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
Person 2: "It's half past Grohk."
2. Person 1: "Hey Viktor, when do you have to catch the bus?"
Viktor: "At 10:30 O'Grohk."
3. Person 1: "Grohk flies when your havin' fun."
4. "It is Grohk O'Clock."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
When you're really pumped up to play a game from your Steam library, but Steam needs to do it's daily updates. Updating Steam can take anywhere form 4 seconds to 15 minutes if you are really unlucky. Some say it takes the Power of the Cosmos to stop this process, but no one can confirm as anyone who tries to stop it vanishes. Lord Gaben orders his FBI agents to capture those who have the intention of breaking the rules of Steam.
1. Micheal: "Where the hell are you? We have a game tournament today and you haven't even started up the game."
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
Kyle: "Steam keeps giving me this 'Updating Steam' Pop-up. I wonder if I can exit out of it..."
Micheal: "No Kyle! Don't!"
FBI: "FBI OPEN UP!"
2. Person: "Hell yeah! I just bought a bundle of Steam games for a cheap price and let them install overnight. I am now going to play some of the best games on the market."
*Clicks on Steam, Steam Updating*
Person: "Welp."
*Spins revolver*
by Wheatboi July 25, 2018
A nerdy phrase and a spin on the old saying airhead, used as an insult or a slight tease at someone's stupidity, and potentially at someone's short fuse as Hydrogen is a key element in the notorious Hydrogen bomb. This insult references the first element on the Periodic Table of Elements, Hydrogen (H).
Person 1: Damn, I failed my test on Nomenclature
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
Person 2: You're such a Hydrogen Head
Nothing:
Person 1: *rages*
Person 2: You need to cool off you Hydrogen Head
by Wheatboi March 10, 2019
When your triggered and rage quit mid-game, then remove and block everyone from your friends list. Its like rage quitting but for the biggest of losers and the ultra mega super gay.
1. Josh: "Yo Declan wanna play some Call of Duty?"
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."
2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."
3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"
Person 2: "Totally."
Declan: *Declan has left the party*
Josh: "Oh wow he just pulled a Declan."
2. Person 1: I tried inviting Joe to a game of League of Legends but I couldn't find him on my friends list."
Person 2: "Joe pulled a Declan last night and removed everyone from his friends list."
3. Person 1: "Steve raged when I beat him in a 1v1 yesterday and now I can't invite him to my party. Do you think he is pulling a Declan?"
Person 2: "Totally."
by Wheatboi July 24, 2018
When you know what the negative outcome of a situation will be, but decide to put yourself at risk instead of avoid it. A move played by someone without a will to live.
1. Josh: "I know water is going to make me throw up, but I'm going to drink it anyways."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
*30 minutes later*
Person: "So did you throw up?"
Josh: "Yes."
Person: "Way to pull a Josh."
2. Mark: "I know I'm going to be fired if I ask my faggot b0ss for a raise, but I'm going to do it anyways."
Jimbo: "Stop pulling a josh and get real Mark. You can't do that."
3. Player 1: "I know I have to keep myself hidden from the Nazis, but this a perfect shot. I'm going to pull a Josh and kill this Jerry bastard!"
Tombstone: "Player 1 has been gassed by Mein Führer."
by Wheatboi July 25, 2018