A verb discribing Penile Discharge.

Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

"Tommy! What the fuck is leaking out of your dick?! That's nasty!"
"Oh, I'm just pizzling"

Pizzling by Hon Hon Monsieur September 26, 2009

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Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.

Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.

Pizzling by bigwillyp July 18, 2023

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Puzzlin

Describes a person who is roaming around while intoxicated, usually at a pub or a club.

Where’s Shanna at? Oh he’s just puzzlin around the pub

Puzzlin by ShannaDavis5orUnder August 13, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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