A verb discribing Penile Discharge.

Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

"Tommy! What the fuck is leaking out of your dick?! That's nasty!"
"Oh, I'm just pizzling"

Pizzling by Hon Hon Monsieur September 26, 2009

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Pizzling

When you've absolutely, wholly and completely thrashed something or someone in a way of totally consuming a resource or damaging something beyond repair.

Jeez Marnie came thru and gave that glass Barbie a real pizzling, you got rinsed bro.

Pizzling by bigwillyp July 18, 2023

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Puzzlin

Describes a person who is roaming around while intoxicated, usually at a pub or a club.

Where’s Shanna at? Oh he’s just puzzlin around the pub

Puzzlin by ShannaDavis5orUnder August 13, 2024

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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