pritner 

Almost. A contraction of the word "pretty near". This is commonly used in Western PA.

"What time is it?"
"It's pritner 10:30"

pritner by seven forty post meridian December 2, 2004

pritner 

worse way to say "printer"

"oh cool a pritner"
"im gonna use the pritner"

pritner by bruh1012 November 25, 2024

Printer burp 

Random noises made by a printer while it is plugged in, but not in operation.

Person 1: Are you printing something? Your printer is making noise.
Person 2: No, those are just printer burps.

Printer burp by Angrinord March 19, 2013

3d Printer Goof 

A member of the 3d printer community that believes everything and anything a YouTuber tells them even if it's totally stupid.

That 3d printer goof really thinks that petg won't warp! What a goof...

3d Printer Goof by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

All fax. No printer. 

When something is so true that it's 100% facts and nothing else. All facts.

Friend: Hey bro, Boity feels too entitled.

Me: All fax. No printer.

All fax. No printer. by AfricanSteam February 19, 2019

Money Printer Go Brrrr 

The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.

30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr

A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr

Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr

Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr

Money Printer Go Brrrr by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020

Fax, no printer 

When u are speaking pure facts

Damian: stop lying to me

Me: you are daddy and that’s fax, no printer

Fax, no printer by Luluisa October 26, 2019