2 definitions by Arizona Cardinals
Daniel Stevens
The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
NFL on Facebook
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"
Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?
Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey
*Mission Achieved*
Classic Daniel Stevens
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"
Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?
Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey
*Mission Achieved*
Classic Daniel Stevens
by Arizona Cardinals December 21, 2016
The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.
30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr
A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr
A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr
Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr
Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr
by Arizona Cardinals May 9, 2020