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Pristontale 

Korean leveling threadmill cleverly disguised as a massive multiplayer online game (Everquest, WoW, Eve Online). Also known as PT. It involves the following:

1. mindlessly killing mobs (mobs = monsters);

2. gaining items from said mobs (items = better equipment = increased killing efficiency);

3. leveling up after killing an astronomical number of said mobs (leveling = more stat points = increased killing efficiency);

4. accessing higher level maps with stronger mobs which render your new equipment upgrades and stat points void;

5. jump back to #1 and repeat indefinitely

On very rare ocassions and after a significant amount of time spent inside this senseless and time-consuming loop, you may achieve enlightment and be able to skip to #6:

6. in a flash of insight, you realize that playing PT is the equivalent of being brain dead and quit for good, denouncing all mmorpgs as the brainchildren of satan and make a witty entry on urbandictionary as your final contribution to the game that has sucked out 2 years of your life;

It is also one of the few online multiplayer games where soloing is more efficient than partying, which promotes a healthy anti-social attitude that will make you unable to function in society ever after.
Pristontale killed my inner child.
Pristontale by deius October 12, 2005
Related Words

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.
John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.
prisontation by manfun October 23, 2012

prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.
No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.
prisontation by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011

prisonball 

A variation of dodgeball played with two mats, one on each side of the court, gym, etc. When players get out, they go to the mat (or prison) on the other side of the court. To get back in the game, they must catch a ball thrown from a teammate on the other side. The game continues until an entire team is in prison, making the opposing team the winner.
We lost the game of prisonball because we couldn't get anyone out of jail/prison.
prisonball by jmess May 22, 2006

Pristontale 

1. Anther Korean to english translated game.
2. Anther free online massively multiplayer game on the internet.

If something is Pristontale-ish then it more then likely includes:

a) The killing of small woodland creatures
b) Little anime kids with decrotive armor
c) Free up to a certian level, I.e. once your character reaches level 40.
1. I was up playing Priston tale all night and decided its worth membership.

2. After playing Runescape and not being able to move the cammera at all i started to play Priston tale and actually had FUN.
Pristontale by Bettermann February 27, 2005

Prison Talk 

Prison Talk

When one is convicted of a crime he didn’t commit, and is sent off to prison…

Such as murder, drug possession, gun possession, assault with a deadly weapon,
stolen car, armed robbery, etc…

While in prison, he gains a reputation saying that he was “Set Up”
and there was evidence tampering and the cops planted evidence against
the defendant, they were harassed by the police and the justice system
was unfair to them…

see Prison Code
Prison Talk by blthrskt October 23, 2009