sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
"do u get it?"
"did u get what i sed
Gangsta 1: I dont want to see your puss face here no more...catch my drift asshole???
Punk kid 1: yeah,
Gansta 2: now move your sorry white peice of shit butt outta my hood....
-when u have been laying in bed or sleeping for a long time, and when u get up, your hair is a mess, out of place and needs to be washed/combed...
1: I got bedhead...look at me, im a mess...i need to comb my hair
-If you were hanging out with a friend and left to hang with "cooler" kids, you were a flat leaver
-If person A hangs out with person B & C, and then person A leaves to hang out with person D & E, then person A is a Flat Leaver...
Person A: ::playing video games with person B & C::
::Enter person D & E::
Person D & E: Hello person A, come hang out with us
::Person A leaves person B & C to hang out with person D & E::
Person B & C: You're a Flat Leaver person A...
meaning if an old friend or enemy is not around for you to see, then that just means that he is out of your mind, meaning you are not thinking about him/her/them...they are living their own life and you are living yours...
Person1: What ever happened to person3???
Person2: Who cares, fuck person3, out of sight out of mind!!!
When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"
like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
slang for "says", like "he says" or "she says"
he sez that i am a woman and she sez i am a man!!!