potatomous 

Potatomous - When you slurp someone on the couch.

My dad come in the room, and potatomous'ed me.

potatomous by With_a_K April 14, 2014

Cripple-Potamous 

A fat person who rides a scooter, whose only disability is eating too many cheeseburgers

Woah there's a cripple-potamous after me, better lure it away with some doritos

Cripple-Potamous by holidayze December 6, 2011

Potatopusher

A Person who is amazing, smart and breaks the attractiveness scale.

Person 1: Wow! Look at that guy!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a real potatopusher!

Potatopusher by Wabble May 19, 2013

Potatoons 

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021

potatomaster69420 

the most handsome funny cool person in this world, also quite smart with an iq of 320

"damn potatomaster69420 is so hot and sexy and cool and funny and so smart, and hot"

potatomaster69420 by potatomaster69420 May 11, 2022

PotatoMesa 

not a man, nor a woman, no age, ethnicity or voice, it simply is. It is everything and nothing, an entity that simply exists, it could be a figment of your imagination, a phantom that transcends space and time, or just a person, nobody knows.

Oh hey, its PotatoMesa.

OH NO.

PotatoMesa by PotatoMesa April 8, 2021

Potatoons 

The best youtuber

Person 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear potatoons uploaded a new animation”

Person 2 : “Wow, what a great youtuber, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR SUFFER DIRE CONSEQUENCES”

Potatoons by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021