Top Definition
Noun

A morbidly obese female, in which her very presence is revolting and vile to the most epic and vivid level achievable.
In less often used, can refer to a morbidly obese male.
Guy 1: Damn man did you just see that one girl wreck the buffet? I doubt she even left us any!!!
Guy 2: I know right? What a pork star!!!
by Heather Patrova March 07, 2014

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