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So we went back to my place to pork.
by We Are Magnus the Ample April 24, 2007
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1: Personally motivated spending of government funds by politicians. Spending the wealth of the people but not in the interests of the people.

2: Meat taken from swine.

3: Vulgar slang for sexual intercourse
1: Damn, congress just "Okayed" a bill to put a liquid gold fountain in front of the white house. Talk about pork!

2: I went over to Johnnys house for some free breakfast but all he had was bacon and sausage. Too bad I don't eat pork.

3: Yeehaw, after about 12 Bud Lights I got tired of watching nascar and decided to pork my old lady.
by Varris June 07, 2007
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Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.
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Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.
Me: Are you looking at pork again?

Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^

Me: Right...
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I love a good pork sandwich!

I love a good PORK! sandwich!
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1. v. To engage in sexual intercourse in a careless (or sloppy) manner.

2. v. To engage in sexual intercourse viloently with the intention of transforming one's partner's genitals into meat.
1. Jeff porked Carole in the urinals cuz he had to vomit and then feel asleep before finishing.

2. I porked her senseless.
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/to pork/ v. to have sexual intercourse with someone.

2. porking/ present tense

3. porked/ past tense
My friend and I were watching a movie, and from the beginning, we could tell the two main characters were going to pork.
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