Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3
player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1):
television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard
time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the
bathroom."
"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."
"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been
done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my
procrastination!"