pooPad

a computer or tablet device that accompanies one into the bathroom when you have to poop

Where is my pooPad? I have to drop the kids off at the pool.

pooPad by bota76 January 19, 2012

Poopacabra

Manifesting from the bowels of a being only to be described as the 'King of Thrones', this magnificent structure is often a high mixture of solids, liquids, floaties, and sands. With a stench that is the equivalent to a mixture of milk left in the summer sun and a bloated deer carcass, poopacabra can only be semi-masked with a mixture of sawdust and whiskey. The most notable part of the poopacabra is the inability to eliminate it on a single flush. It will generally require 4 to 5 flushes to get all of the feces forced through the plumbing however an unforgettable shit lining will stay in the toilet like a shadow of remorse.

Adam - "After four straight days of Mexican food and beer the poopacabra was unleashed. It took four flushes and still left a brown streak in the toilet and my roomie thought a murder took place in the shitter."

Poopacabra by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 8, 2015

Pooparonus 

poop ah ro nus

Another word for diarrhea

A monumental eruption in the bowel

I can't go to school today because I have pooparonus

Pooparonus by Skylander "G" January 26, 2017

Sexy Pompadour 

A double entendre to describe a males pubic hair. So described because of the phallic nature of the hairstyle.

Don Lothario has one Sexy Pompadour.

Sexy Pompadour by holleyberry February 5, 2012

poopal area 

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)

John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.

poopal area by Telephony July 6, 2013

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008

Poopaloopadoop 

Poopaloopadoop means you really have to go to the bathroom (the poop room)

I really have to poopaloopadoop
(poop-a-loop-a-doop)

Poopaloopadoop by UR AWESOME! November 30, 2018