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polyphobia 

A fear of people who practice polyamory, or, an abstract fear of the concepts of polyamory.
I encountered homophobia when dealing with straight polyamorous persons, and polyphobia when dealing with monogamous gay persons.
polyphobia by Phlavor October 7, 2013
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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

porta-pottyphobia

A deep and visceral fear of porta-potties.
She found herself standing, drenched in a cold sweat, before a stinking pale blue porta-potty when she realized that her porta-pottyphobia had kicked in and caused her to feel that her feet were planted deeply into the earth so that she could not move them forward or backward; also her teeth were clacking together involuntarily as vomit filled her throat and she had a sudden, fleeting image of the terrible childhood incident that caused all of this to immobilize her so completely.
porta-pottyphobia by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019

podophobia 

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
podophobia by ljASHTON August 10, 2008

pylephobia 

Pylephobia, or Pulviphobia means Fear of pillows.
The word pylephobia comes from the old english word pyle. The word Pulviphobia comes from the latin word pulvinus.
An example of pylephobia:

Me: Time to sleep
*Goes to bed*
*Gets all the pillows*

*Throws them in the trash can*
Me: Aight goodnight zZzZzzZZZzz
pylephobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

polyphonic puberty 

During the period of which a boy becomes a man and his voice begins to break, the high pitched squeek this individual projects.
whay boy! thats a bad case of polyphonic puberty

Poophobia 

The fear of pooping.
Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.
Poophobia by ZguegMan May 8, 2014
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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