How people speak to avoid offending people while making themselves look like idiots
Politically correct = vertically challenged
Normal = short
by Confused1234 February 09, 2014
A tactic created by the Communist regime to create unnecessary nicknames, amplify prejudice, and use stupid euphemisms to reverse discrimination, and break down Western Civilization.
Broke-backs, horizontally challenged, and especially African Americans lend me your auditory apparatuses;

Equally I come not to honor all , but to amplify the problem .
The imbalanced treatment that men do lived before them
Inequality rose from the grave
So let it be with prejudice as well. The noble left
Hath told you politically correctness is thy blessing

If it is so, Tis a joyous occasion.
And joyously hath we delighted in it.
Here under direction of communist and liberals
(For both implementers are honorable parties,
And thus politically correctness is not a gay philosophy)

Come I to speak at this politically correct classroom,
Not to teach diversity, but to reverse discrimination
But liberals say this is “in”.
And liberals are all honorable men,
They provide nice euphemisms to the marginal.

Who have a heard about dealing with context
It is not context but the idiotic newspeak language that is important.
When the poor hath cried, involuntarily leisured they were titled.
Hath thou a better meaning of inverted fascist philosophy?
Yet thou doubt the left agenda.

And thee is an honorable party
Using Communism and cultural Marxism
Changing your speech and thought process
As not to discriminate against minority. Is this factual incorrectness not fair?
Yet you doubt the left agenda?

And sure they are all honorable men
I speak not to vocalize my beliefs
Thou must be avoided as to not disrespect others
I must make up for the past iniquities and injustices I did not commit.
What cause withholds you then to rejoice in this wonderful idea?

Oh politeness, thou art is not needed
And men have denoted their religion with me:
My heart is with the liberals who have a hard time dealing with reality.
And I must pause and rejoice in it as to not offend anyone.
by Not a liberal May 07, 2006
The biggest fucking pile of bullshit ever.

It's the way for all the people who feel slightly "oppressed" to get back at the normal people.

It is NOT politically correct to:
- Refer to a black person as black
- Swear on TV
- Celebrate Christmas in a Christian country, since it offends the Muslims who immigrated, probably illegally, over here, even though they get to fucking celebrate their version of Christmas, and wear those turbans and shit anywhere they want
Guy: See that black guy?
Girl: Yeah, the only black guy there, so it's logical to describe him as the black guy?
Guy: Yeah, he's called Brendan and he's cool.
by CoolCoolLOLFAGROFL September 09, 2008
Euphemism - an insidious guilt-trip placed on everyone so that reasonable people are afraid to say what everybody thinks.

Due to our society's delusional concept "Political Correctness" people are afraid to say completely reasonable things for fear of eliciting anyone's knee-jerk persecution. As a consequence we live in a social climate of mental stupor, hypocrisy and complete verbal confusion which even allows the unjust persecution of reasonable people by those of quite low moral or intellectual character.

Basically with PC we've been mind-fucked out of our individual power and freedom due to our society's excessively rigid and poorly-conceived attempt to protect individuals.
Dr. Brent always believed drug addicts were unreliable, but he couldn't fire the recovering cocaine user from his surgical team until he had a politically correct reason to do so.
by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009
An Idea.
Bob: Wow, Bananas sure are tasty! They're so much better then stupid mangos.

Bill: Bob...Isn't the politically correct thing to say that all fruits are equal?

Bob: Well, i was just trying to state my opinion on how amazing bananas are.

Bill: Your being ignorant Bob! All fruit are equally nutritious and tasty. Some people can find your opinion very offensive and it's not fair for them!

Bob: So what you're saying is i can't express my love for fruit?

Bill: Oh, you can express your love for fruit, but in a safe and nonoffensive way.

Bob: ...

Bill: :)

Bob: You're a jackass
by Po ta toe August 05, 2009
Political correctness: a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
The politically correct way is "She's an aggressive go get'er."
She's a ball busting bitch.
by Mr. Mostly Right December 01, 2009
A brainwashing censorship phenomenon which denounces freedom of speech in exchange for "not offending anybody".
Lenny: Yeah, that guy I was talking about before.
Carl: The black one?
Lenny: Yeah, he's black.
Carl: Oh OK.
Politician: HEY HEY HEY!! You can't use the word "black" in public!! IT'S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!! You must use "AFRICAN-AMERICAN"!! We must respect the-
*Lenny and Carl both beat the politician to death in the street*
by ZoneZoneZone June 21, 2010

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