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The butt end (no pun intended) of every joke about planets in the 5th grade.
5th-grader: "Uranus has several rings surrounding it."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!
5th-grader: "Uranus has a dark, rocky surface."
Other fifth-graders: BWAHAHAHAHA!

I could go on all day ...
by GaMeRuInEr September 12, 2006
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1. Uranus - a planet
2. UrAnus - an hole in the body where waste products are removed
1. i went outside to look at Uranus
2. i went outside to look at UrAnus
by Tom Ivens May 05, 2003
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A planet that lends itself very well to really, really stupid jokes.
Jim: Hey Tom, look through this telescope.
Tom: What? What am I looking at now.
Jim: Well, I just saw URANUS in the sky! Ha-HA!
by Wesley Durrance December 22, 2005
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A homosexual astronomer's favorite planet.
Why would you not want to work next to a queer astronomer?
Because he would always be looking at Uranus!
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The third largest planet (by diameter,) and fourth largest (by mass,) and the seventh from the sun in the solar system, Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia (which gives it the bluish color). Uranus is pronounced your-anus by many, making it the butt (pun intended) of many jokes. Though many astronomers perfer to pronounce it yourunus.
Viewing Uranus in the sky through a telescope is basically looking at a blue ball with a black background.
by The person who never was March 14, 2007
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1.seventh planet in our solar system.
2.bend over, stick your head between your legs and see.
Hey, I see Uranus
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The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
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