The biggest fucking pile of bullshit ever.

It's the way for all the people who feel slightly "oppressed" to get back at the normal people.

It is NOT politically correct to:
- Refer to a black person as black
- Swear on TV
- Celebrate Christmas in a Christian country, since it offends the Muslims who immigrated, probably illegally, over here, even though they get to fucking celebrate their version of Christmas, and wear those turbans and shit anywhere they want
Guy: See that black guy?
Girl: Yeah, the only black guy there, so it's logical to describe him as the black guy?
Guy: Yeah, he's called Brendan and he's cool.
Some Politically Correct fag: HOW CAN YOU BE SO RACIST! DON'T CALL ANYONE BLACK THAT'S SO FUCKING RUDE!
by CoolCoolLOLFAGROFL September 09, 2008
Euphemism - an insidious guilt-trip placed on everyone so that reasonable people are afraid to say what everybody thinks.

Due to our society's delusional concept "Political Correctness" people are afraid to say completely reasonable things for fear of eliciting anyone's knee-jerk persecution. As a consequence we live in a social climate of mental stupor, hypocrisy and complete verbal confusion which even allows the unjust persecution of reasonable people by those of quite low moral or intellectual character.

Basically with PC we've been mind-fucked out of our individual power and freedom due to our society's excessively rigid and poorly-conceived attempt to protect individuals.
Dr. Brent always believed drug addicts were unreliable, but he couldn't fire the recovering cocaine user from his surgical team until he had a politically correct reason to do so.
by JonasOfToronto April 29, 2009
An Idea.
Bob: Wow, Bananas sure are tasty! They're so much better then stupid mangos.

Bill: Bob...Isn't the politically correct thing to say that all fruits are equal?

Bob: Well, i was just trying to state my opinion on how amazing bananas are.

Bill: Your being ignorant Bob! All fruit are equally nutritious and tasty. Some people can find your opinion very offensive and it's not fair for them!

Bob: So what you're saying is i can't express my love for fruit?

Bill: Oh, you can express your love for fruit, but in a safe and nonoffensive way.

Bob: ...

Bill: :)

Bob: You're a jackass
by Po ta toe August 05, 2009
Political correctness: a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
The politically correct way is "She's an aggressive go get'er."
Versus:
She's a ball busting bitch.
by Mr. Mostly Right December 01, 2009
A brainwashing censorship phenomenon which denounces freedom of speech in exchange for "not offending anybody".
Lenny: Yeah, that guy I was talking about before.
Carl: The black one?
Lenny: Yeah, he's black.
Carl: Oh OK.
Politician: HEY HEY HEY!! You can't use the word "black" in public!! IT'S NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!!! You must use "AFRICAN-AMERICAN"!! We must respect the-
*Lenny and Carl both beat the politician to death in the street*
by ZoneZoneZone June 21, 2010
The act of speaking in a way or manner to please people in or about "select" categories; or making something undesireable feel inviting or less offensive.

"Select" possibly refering to but not limited to;
Religion, moral standards, holidays, race, sexual preference, intelligence, home or where one lives.
Not Politically Correct version;
Oh God! I ran over some faggity retarded black kid on my way through the hood headed to a Christmas party.
Politically Correct version;
Oh Almighty Religious Figure! I ran over some slightly homosexual looking mentally challenged African-American kid on my way through the financially challenged possibly dangerous part of town headed to a Winter Holiday party.
by how'd u get fat on welfare March 11, 2011
Sadly, forgetting the reason our country was founded.

Political correctness is:

The elevation of sensitivity over reality or fact.
America is at war - even though you are at the mall.
You are a United States Marine, at war in a country ten thousand miles away from home. You enter a villiage where Islamic fighters have just killed twelve people and gang raped all adult women and an 11 year old girl. You chase after them! They know you are following, ambush, fierce firefight, you are alive! they are dead. Do not make a video of pissing on their corpses because that would not be Politically correct.
by anotheramerican January 13, 2012

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