pizza pan 

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.

The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.

pizza pan by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004

Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.

Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza by Sullied Soul August 13, 2010

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone

Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Personal Pan Pizza by Kanks <3s Homes January 22, 2009

Philadelphia Pan Pizza 

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.

Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

Philadelphia Pan Pizza by sportyman228 August 2, 2016

Pan Pizza 

A term used to describe a promiscious woman that generally meets "bop" criteria.

Bob: Aye bro! My girl cheated on me with the football team.
Jimmy: Dang bro! Don't trip, that girl been pan pizza. Everybody gets a slice.

Pan Pizza by Wise_Words_Willus January 26, 2025

Pizza Pants 

Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.

2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.

3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts

4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.

1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."

2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."

3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."

4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."

Pizza Pants by nedjr December 5, 2011

Pizza Panties 

The act of a woman having her period without a tampon or pad applied while having a blue waffle.

my friend took his girlfriends dress off and he look at her panties and she had pizza panties and his penis went in and out his butthole

Pizza Panties by scootttttt65432 June 20, 2010