pizza coma Share definition Flag Niggeritis for white people; lethargy brought on by eating too much food, primarily carbs. Damn I'm stuffed, I'm gonna sit in front of the TV and fall into a pizza coma. pizza coma by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the pizza coma mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch