Pirates Cove

The residence of a pirate.

Do not dare venture onto the Pirates Cove, or you will not come out alive and your panties might go missing!

Pirates Cove by Sky Pirate July 13, 2015

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pirates cove

A hollow, tubular device, made of soft material such as silicone, which slides over the penis to assist men with masturbation.

To wife: "Do you want to have sex?" "No? I do!" ::raising pirates cove triumphantly into the air before closing himself in the bathroom to masturbate with it::

pirates cove by SolarRae April 24, 2014

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pirate cove pre-show

VHS tape, contain a show where Foxy the Pirate fox annoucing his show in just about ten minutes. That will repeated four times, until all of children will not be D E A D...........................................................................................

"this pirate cove pre-show is a reason why foxy didn't want a audience, HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA"

pirate cove pre-show by FelixLotus November 4, 2022

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Pirate's Cove

Vagina.

My pirate's cove took awhile to recover from all the sex I had last week.

Pirate's Cove by BelgianLover May 18, 2016

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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