phunds 

another word for Funds. Often used by code slingers (computer geeks) for the money they make on the internet.

... I reeled in mad phunds off that deal ...

phunds by johnniephive July 1, 2009

Pounds Around 

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

Pounds Around by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012

Covid-19 Pounds 

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

Covid-19 Pounds by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Brown Pounds 

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

Brown Pounds by gCats December 29, 2014

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice 

A lot of crank. Enough speed to stay awake for days.

He was tweaking on 20 pounds of sushi rice, and there was no way I was going to let him get behind the wheel.

20 Pounds of Sushi Rice by Forcebot November 12, 2010

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.

Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”

Dong Pounds by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018

Poundstretcher 

A cheap little crappy shop based in the UK for skutters and tramps. Renouned for having crap bosses and shat pay. Don't work there!

I heard your mate works at Poundstretcher. Poor bastard.

Poundstretcher by kingmustard January 26, 2005