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An eating utensil that is poorly planned and makes no sense at all. It is like a spork except, reverse, with the spoon part on the tip.
Oh! I got a phpoon!
phpoon by jedigator13 March 21, 2011
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Player 1: You're so bad at holding outside
Player 2: You do it man, that guy (Phoon) bunnyhops to get there before us
Player 1: Just do me a favour and flash him
Player 2: *Throws flash* *3 seconds elapse* *Player 2 dies*
phoon by Sanron April 6, 2017
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A legendary CS bhopper, hops even better than scripts.
Person 1: Hey man, you bhop like phoon! How do you do that?
Person 2: well... I am phoon.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: ...really?
Person 2: nah
Phoon by Ça April 30, 2019
A legendary bhoper from cs:s who was accused of scripting, but his legacy lives on.
Bro I just hit a sick hop, I am phoon right now.
Phoon by Koistopher June 3, 2018
the result of breaking wind while wrapped up in a big comfortable blanket, somewhat similar to a dutch oven, however a popoon is always self-inflicted
While wrapped in a down comforter and watching the classic "Cocoon", Norm ripped ass and suddenly found himself lying on the couch in his very own popoon.
popoon by danojamo October 30, 2009
A Phoonge or Foonge is a sour look on ones face. A look of malcontent or distain. pronounced (foo-nge)
I can see by the Phoonge on your face you must be having a most terrible day.

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Seriously, please wipe that Phoonge off of your face... you're starting to bring me down.
Phoonge by Brilliantlights July 3, 2011
So this guy in a small discord server did a mod app, and it was pretty good. But when we looked into the user, the person wasnt in the server and didnt exist. So time traveler???? So have no idea...
Phtoon is a time traveler arc
Phtoon by Qwertyisme March 14, 2021
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