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phone slave 

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!
ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
phone slave by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Phone Slave 

A person who works in telecommunications and makes or takes 50+ calls a day. Also known as anyone who works in a call center.
Becky made 2,854,382 calls today and now she's a phone slave to her company. Now she chain smokes and eats donuts to sooth her pain.
Phone Slave by Sassysavvy August 2, 2015

slave phone 

Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
slave phone by panicoasis December 24, 2014
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026