2 definitions by panicoasis

This is a con artists tool. It is a wad of banknote paper wrapped in 5-10 hundred dollar bills to make it seem the con has no need of funds. Thus, the "confidence" in "con man". Name comes from riverboat crime lore.
"When I pulled out my Saint Louie bankroll with my car keys, you should have seen that sucker's eyes pop!"
by panicoasis October 31, 2014
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Cheap smart phone with little storage-space (2 gigabytes or less), a screen that becomes invisible outdoors, and usually ends up on sale when it becomes discontinued due to all the bad reviews. Bought by cheapskates and the disenfranchised urban poor as an only alternative to owning a smartphone.
"Hey, looks like you got a new smart phone!"
"Yeah, I got so disgusted with that cheap slave phone that I smashed it on the ground and bought this iPhone!"
by panicoasis December 24, 2014
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