What datinfamous profusely-whizzpopping dude in da equally-notorious (and upROARIOUS!) "National Baked Bean Month" speech should have received for his exceptionally-satisfying verbal performance.
In da legendary --- and crudely-hilarious --- "Great Crepitation Contest of 1946" comedy recording, contestant Paul Boomer actually won da match by four points, but then he unexpectedly had a gastronomical "ooopsie" dat disqualified him from actually receiving da Phewlitzer Prize.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'