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A fake Jewish person who pretends to be really Jewish to seem cool around other Jews.

Characteristics:

Only in it for the money.

Gets warm easily

Makes a big deal about their Jew fro.
He lit the menorah wrong, he's such a phjew.
PhJew by Lee 2124 December 6, 2010
Related Words
Mutation of fool meaning idiot etc
Normally used by baby talkers
"OMG you fat phewl!"
phewl by Edmund Townend May 14, 2005

Phewlish 

Phewlish one told me to screw me!

Phewlitzer Prize

What dat infamous profusely-whizzpopping dude in da equally-notorious (and upROARIOUS!) "National Baked Bean Month" speech should have received for his exceptionally-satisfying verbal performance.
In da legendary --- and crudely-hilarious --- "Great Crepitation Contest of 1946" comedy recording, contestant Paul Boomer actually won da match by four points, but then he unexpectedly had a gastronomical "ooopsie" dat disqualified him from actually receiving da Phewlitzer Prize.
Phewlitzer Prize by QuacksO June 20, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026