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phewl by Edmund Townend May 14, 2005
Phewlish
Phewlish by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003
Phewlitzer Prize
What dat infamous profusely-whizzpopping dude in da equally-notorious (and upROARIOUS!) "National Baked Bean Month" speech should have received for his exceptionally-satisfying verbal performance.
In da legendary --- and crudely-hilarious --- "Great Crepitation Contest of 1946" comedy recording, contestant Paul Boomer actually won da match by four points, but then he unexpectedly had a gastronomical "ooopsie" dat disqualified him from actually receiving da Phewlitzer Prize.
Phewlitzer Prize by QuacksO June 20, 2026
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026