phantom tag

When one of your friends on Facebook tags you in a picture and you have no fucking idea why. This normally results in confusion and occasionally, anger.

Kyle: Oh neat! Alex tagged me in a photo. Wait, I didn't go to the Justin Bieber concert with him... Why did he tag me? Fuck.
Mark (over text): Haha faggot you went to the Justin Bieber concert with Alex? I knew you two were gay for each other... You two are the only guys I know that have bieber fever. Wowww.
Kyle: God damn phantom tag...

phantom tag by MHoff July 7, 2010

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phantom tagging

when you falsely tag someone on facebook at a location with you

Seriously, I was not a Qdoba...I was really at the hospital. Tina was phantom tagging me again!

phantom tagging by phantom tagee September 24, 2011

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Phantomtastic

Phantomtastic is another word for wow or oh my God or phenomenal.

I would make a Phantomtastic president.

Phantomtastic by Markallenjohns31 January 10, 2022

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phantomagory

phantasmagoria. May also be called phantomagoria,

The sick boy is seeing a phantomagory of wandering ghosts.

phantomagory by uttam maharjan September 19, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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