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pedificular

A word coined by VioLush, pedificular means similar to the behaviors/doings of a pedophile, or similar to a pedophile in general. It is generally used as an adjective but can also be used as an adverb, i.e. pedificularly.

1. Hey John, your trenchcoat is pedificular!

2. Coach Tucker admitted his admiration for me, and I could tell that he meant it pedificularly. I think I'm going to seek therapeutic help this time.

3. Crikey! As you can see, the pedificular human lurks in dark basements, weighs about 250 pounds, and still lives with his parents. This specimen is a rare one! Look at him go outside to stalk children at a playground! You can tell by his scraggly facial hair and lack of female companions that he is definitely on the prowl for young poon tonight.
pedificular by VioLush December 24, 2008
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Pedophicular 

Pedophicular, as implying that something sounds like the action of a pedophile.
40 year old man says to a friend of his :"dang she's finally 18 and on the market"

His friend replies: "Man that's a little pedophicular"
Pedophicular by hanuldeath February 11, 2010

Pedophicular 

To be or have a quality of a pedohpile. To portray an essence similar to that of a pedophile.
That man looks pretty pedophicular.
Pedophicular by ass-reps April 14, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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