peckeritis

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

by KeVbRoWnSoUnD July 6, 2005

The Pecker

A process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl's butthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. After a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her butthole. Then you tell her to get the fuck out of your rack. The whole process must be done in a timely fashion, preferably under 60 seconds.

"That one girl hasn't come back since I gave her The Pecker last year."

by LemonSnider February 10, 2014

Peckered

To be extremely tired, usually after a long and difficult trip. Often used by the British

After that trip, Tom and I were absolutely peckered!

by Jack Cranst March 13, 2010

Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.

Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter

by BlazNsadL October 13, 2010

peckering

An act of fornication; to give or receive sexual stimulation with a pecker.

What that girl needs is a good peckering.

Tom knows how to give an enjoyable peckering.

They've been in there peckering all night.

by Vercingetorix_Redux December 29, 2011

Peckered

Means where a woman gets fucked.

She got peckered last night.

by Judge dredd7 March 29, 2011

hank pecker

A real all American gun-loving man. Who knows who the real president is. He is the epitome of masculinity and only eats meat.

Hank Pecker uses his second amendment to protect your first

by mibba 69420 January 12, 2021