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Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010
mugGet the Peckeredmug.

Oprahganda

Anything that changes a person's opinion after watching or reading something from Oprah.
My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.
by BlazNsadL July 20, 2008
mugGet the Oprahgandamug.

Atheass

1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.
by BlazNsadL November 30, 2010
mugGet the Atheassmug.

little nazi

A penis. Refering to the shape of the head of a penis which resembles a WWII German helmet.
"Oh his little nazi was so cute, I spread my legs and let it storm troop into my Pole Land." ....."After the orgy, all I could think about was Normandy for some reason."
by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005
mugGet the little nazimug.

auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity
by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005
mugGet the auto mucus syndromemug.

Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
mugGet the Prerestraining order agreementmug.

Charlie Sheen

A drug that causes loss of intelligence coupled with visions of grandeur while chain smoking.
Dude I just ruined my career and alienated my family. Yeah I'm on drugs. I'm high on Charlie Sheen
by BlazNsadL March 19, 2011
mugGet the Charlie Sheenmug.

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