BlazNsadL's definitions

auto mucus syndrome

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.

My cell phone can't kill people as well as my finger 3 inches up my nasal cavity

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.

Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter

by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010

cauca-negro

A caucasion that's addicted to tanning booths and doesn't realize they've crossed the line between white and black.

My wife walked in the bedroom last night and all I could see was her eyes !!!

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

pudding palace

An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.

I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Oprahganda

Anything that changes a person's opinion after watching or reading something from Oprah.

My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.

by BlazNsadL July 20, 2008

Charlie Sheen

A drug that causes loss of intelligence coupled with visions of grandeur while chain smoking.

Dude I just ruined my career and alienated my family. Yeah I'm on drugs. I'm high on Charlie Sheen

by BlazNsadL March 19, 2011

Prerestraining order agreement

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.

I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement

by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010