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Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010

My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.
by BlazNsadL July 20, 2008

1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.
by BlazNsadL November 30, 2010

"Oh his little nazi was so cute, I spread my legs and let it storm troop into my Pole Land." ....."After the orgy, all I could think about was Normandy for some reason."
by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

The act of picking your nose while driving your car. Usually an involuntary urge that happens while driving on a freeway. Symtoms include picking furiously while no cars are driving beside you.
by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010

by BlazNsadL March 19, 2011
