Definitions by BlazNsadL
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen by BlazNsadL March 19, 2011
Atheass
1: An atheist that has to let everyone around him know he's an atheist, even though they never asked.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
2: An atheist that has to put down all religions to justify his atheism.
I was minding my own business and out of the blue he told me I worship a sky fairy and there's no Heaven. I said sure there is. Then he tells me to go to Hell? How can an atheist tell you to go to Hell if he doesn't believe it exists? What an atheass.
Peckered
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
Prerestraining order agreement
Much like a Prenuptial except this agreement should be drawn up on the first date to avoid the "Fatal attraction" type behavior that may come afterward.
I stopped seeing her and then she went all Alanis Morissette on me. Man I wish I would've gotten a prerestraining order agreement
Prerestraining order agreement by BlazNsadL May 18, 2010
Oprahganda
My girlfriend read something in O magazine and now she says I'm an ass. I told her it was all Oprahganda.
Oprahganda by BlazNsadL July 20, 2008
pudding palace
An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.
I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.
pudding palace by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005
little nazi
"Oh his little nazi was so cute, I spread my legs and let it storm troop into my Pole Land." ....."After the orgy, all I could think about was Normandy for some reason."
little nazi by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005