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To be extremely tired, usually after a long and difficult trip. Often used by the British
After that trip, Tom and I were absolutely peckered!
Peckered by Jack Cranst March 13, 2010
When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
Peckered by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010
Means where a woman gets fucked.
She got peckered last night.
Peckered by Judge dredd7 April 15, 2011

peckered spliff 

a spliff which has a small quantity of cannabis in it.
oi mate thats a peckered spliff. Translates to oi mate that spliff is small.
peckered spliff by Olly C August 11, 2006

two peckered billy-goat 

a very horny person
Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

Happier than a two peckered puppy 

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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