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Peckered
Peckered by Jack Cranst March 13, 2010
Peckered
Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter
peckered spliff
peckered spliff by Olly C August 11, 2006
two peckered billy-goat
two peckered billy-goat by dbond May 5, 2011
Happier than a two peckered puppy
Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?
Happier than a two peckered puppy by jrwright August 22, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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