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Pack your shit 

The universal signal given by a friend/acquaintance when they've screwed up or broken the law in such an irreconcilable manner that the best solution is to leave town together. "Pack your shit" is the frantic and imperative way of instructing to pack a suitcase of clothes and essentials.
Person A: "Pack your shit!"
Person B: "What? Why?"
Person A: "I just killed a hooker!"
Pack your shit by TheCDawg August 2, 2009
To be anally penetrated so that the shit inside ur anus is "packed" down.
To pack your stuff and leave.
At Rikers Island, you often get your shit packed

Man: baby mama yous gunsta get outta ma house nd gimme my kids.
Woman: Nah nigga, they my kids you havnt paid child support in years
Man: bitch ass, get your "shit packed" and leave me alone
shit pack by adrian and dan July 22, 2007

pack your shit 

To pack s. o.'s shit is to fuck someone up the ass. Such as in sodomize.
We can be friends . I don't care if you are a queer. Just don't ask me to pack your shit.
pack your shit by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006

Pack a shit 

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.
Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.
Pack a shit by ckulsen January 9, 2020

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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"