omffag

Stands for: Oh my fucking flaming african god.
Makes sense, as jesus was black, so he would have a black father.

John: OMFFAG!
Rich: Fuck you, praise white jesus!

omffag by BobHope April 6, 2007

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OMFFG

Oh my fist-fucking God! A stronger version of OMFG.

OMFFG, your new car is badass!

OMFFG by The Dingbats June 13, 2007

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Related Words

omffag • OMFAG • OMFFG • Ooffage

OMFAG

Oh My Fucking Ass God

Most extreme version of omg, omfg. Currently the MOST extreme.

Note: this word is not actually said, the abbreviation is only used in typing, for example, in a chat room

Hold on... I think I'm getting hacked... OMFAG!! I just lost control of my other computer: it's going berserk!! OMFAG... it's transferring all my confidential files!! SHIT.

OMFAG by PathDaemon April 29, 2004

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Ooffage

The feeling of “OOF.” Typically someone feels the need to say this when no answer is available..

Jon: how was your vacation ?
Bob: uh... OOF! What was that? Oh that guy has ooffage

Ooffage by The Real Ginger January 25, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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