13 definitions by J3553
Like a pit stop, except done when driving on the road, too far from your home restroom. Typically happens on road trips, after a night of drinking, or else shortly after eating fast food.
Husband and wife are driving on the highway, the husband swerves the minivan into the rest area...
Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).
Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
Wife: What are you doing?! We just ______ (ate, filled up the car with gas, etc.).
Husband: Sorry, gotta make a shit stop!
by J3553 October 30, 2007
Anything that goes way beyond assinine; something really, really stupid (usually to describe something someone has done)
Woman: "What was he thinking? I can't believe he thought making that calendar of the guys at work was a good idea- and with the boss naked on the last page! How assinine!!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
Man: "No, that's what I call assi-ten!"
by J3553 December 17, 2009
When you're stuck in a loser job with no opportunity for advancement or a raise and the job is not your idea of what you want to do for a career.
Man, I graduated from college 10 years ago and am STILL in grad school. Maybe in another 2 years I'll finally have a career, but for now I just need to pay the bills. Career purgatory is so depressing!
by J3553 September 23, 2010
Any individual who intrudes or does not belong- in a conversation, at a social gathering, or anywhere else. First popularized by Malachai, of "Children of the Corn".
Friend 1: "Yo, who invited him? Who's that guy lurking in the corner?"
Friend 2: "I don't know who that interloper is, dude."
Friend 2: "I don't know who that interloper is, dude."
by J3553 November 6, 2007
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
by J3553 November 1, 2007
Bill: "Dude, I gotta shit in the worst way!"
Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."
Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
Ted: "Then go, dude- Wal Mart's bathrooms aren't that dirty."
Bill: "Screw that bro, I've gotta take it to the house!!"
by J3553 January 16, 2009
Any pants (usually jeans), most often worn by women but can be worn by men, with no rear pockets, intended to accentuate a person's butt...whether it be big or small.
Ricky: Yo dude, check out that fat ass!
Bobby: EEWWWWW man, that chick does not need to be wearing butt pants!! A few pockets would go a long way in concealing that shit.
Bobby: EEWWWWW man, that chick does not need to be wearing butt pants!! A few pockets would go a long way in concealing that shit.
by J3553 September 22, 2009