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a hipster/scenester usually 30+ years of age that hasn't accepted the fact that developmentally they should be beyond trendy clothes and fashionable elitist attitudes.
look at the Emo haircut on that oldster! skunk spots are fab, but taupish mops are not!
oldster by mike weird November 2, 2006

Oldtarded 

Doing really dumb things when you're old enough to know better, but not senile enough to have an excuse.
“Grandpa parked the car halfway on the lawn again. Is he getting old?”

“No, he's only 60. He just doesn't care if he's lame. He's being oldtarded.”
Oldtarded by SnotBubbleBoy June 30, 2011
A person who has transitioned from adulthood into Olderhood . Part of the “Now Generation” oldsters have a desire to live life to the fullest, travel, meet new people, exercise, eat healthy, and incorporate a little bit of silliness in their lives. If youngsters have youth and dreams, then oldsters have age and wisdom. In this age of information, oldsters live in defiance of their advancing years and continue to crave new ideas and experiences, and have an insatiable thirst for learning.
In a classic oldster move, my neighbour decided to learn Spanish at the age of seventy.
oldster by sebtbear July 19, 2013
1. One who is not just old, but is so old that he/she has basically make a name for themselves by being old; They have made being old seem cool.

2. A slang, rude nickname for one that is old, but does not make it cool; In this case, their oldness is the cause of their downfall.
1. That oldster is 113 years old.

2. That oldster gave me a 15 page essay due tomorrow.
oldster by The Jimmynator September 17, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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