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Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!

Who Mrs Matthews?

Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?

I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
by songs of phrase April 04, 2014

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