Obstesticle 

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

Obesicle 

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

Obesicle by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

Obsessible 

When something is worth obsessing over

Wow! That car is obsessible™

Obsessible by Valdez Murati April 1, 2017

Obssesive Blick Disorder 

A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)

Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.

Obssesive Blick Disorder by JucoLegend.org June 16, 2023

obssesive masturbation

npminard's only habit

Obsessive Masturbation is a sport

obssesive masturbation by screech March 4, 2005

obsessticle

Someone obsessed with another person to the point of stalkerish behavior. They are very much a douche that keeps hanging on. Kinda like balls.

Creepy Brian, married with 2 kids, wouldn't stop stalking Wilma.
Eww... He's an obsessticle.

obsessticle by Anton Veronika Cloncurry May 4, 2011

obsessticles

extremely obsessed, infatuated, or intrigued;

used in place of the word "obsessed";

should be used if one is overly excited about something to the point that "obsessed" doesn't describe how they feel

Jenni: Did you see that new episode of How I Met Your Mother?

Olivia: Yeah. I'm obsessticles with NPH!

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Jenni: Have you ever tried dinosaur oatmeal?

Olivia: Obviously! I'm obsessticles with it! It reminds me of my childhood.

obsessticles by oliveantoinette November 3, 2011