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When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.
Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.
by unynboy June 23, 2011
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