Obstesticle 

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

Obstesticle by unynboy June 23, 2011

Obesicle 

A mobility scooter used exclusively by someone because they are too fat and lazy to walk.

A fat or obese person would choose an obesicle, (formally known as mobility scooters) primarily designed for people who are unfortunate enough to be disabled, to get around town. Thus making themselves fatter, less fit, and even less mobile than they were before.

Obesicle by Icarus11111 August 30, 2013

Obsessible 

When something is worth obsessing over

Wow! That car is obsessible™

Obsessible by Valdez Murati April 1, 2017

Energetic Moose Obsticles

A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH.

Stands for emo.

Khiel: I hate life cuz i plai wow/gw. (//_;)
Finneh: OMFGTFO? *Catapults into woods*
Khiel: wtf. ;.;
Moose: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Finneh: *fapfapfap* LOL ENERGETIC MOOSE OBSTICLES!

Energetic Moose Obsticles by Finneh October 27, 2007

pre - cum obsesive 

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

pre - cum obsesive by Person X October 1, 2005

Obsticle 

The female testicle, also known colloquially as the 'ovary'. Used exclusively by persons trained in the care of pregnant women, the obstetrician. Real doctors have rarely heard of the word.

1. The ovum is released from the obsticle prior to fertilisation.
2. Polycystic obsticle syndrome (PCOS)

Obsticle by Radar007 March 4, 2011

obsticle 

Put intentionally obstacles to women progress, using your testicles as main argument.

Baby, you wont be promoted until you get rid of this obsticle
glass ceiling balls male

obsticle by work2survive August 7, 2016