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Ghostland Observatory by C-Garrr February 9, 2009
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Obserbation • obserb • observer • observative • Observise • observant • Observatant • observate • Observational Humor • Observationer
observation period
The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.
Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.
observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022
observevasion
Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.
Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.
observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008
Observational Humor
A skit on the Tom Green Show.
Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.
This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.
This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
observe
observe by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017
Obserbation
Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!
Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy
Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.
Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy
Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.
Obserbation by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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