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10 definitions by Alex1010

 
1.
Sperm.
Wow, you knocked that bitch up your first time banging her! Your boys must be potent.
by alex1010 April 16, 2009
 
2.
A word used by black people with intent to offend those of caucasian descent. To black people, this word embodies the equivalent severity of the word nigger. If a black person refers to a white person as a "white boy" however, society sees nothing wrong with this. If a white person refers to a black person as a nigger, society sees him as a racist. This unwritten rule probably exists because of the historical significance carried by the word nigger, but this is unfair nonetheless.
J-Dawg: Fuck you white boy!

Clarence: Fuck off nigger! Back of the bus!

J-Dawg: Yo imma cawl tha 5-0 on this muthafuckin craka's ass.
by alex1010 April 26, 2009
 
3.
1. When an angry mob publicly beats or executes an individual or small group of individuals who have not received fair representation under the law.

This is the original meaning of the word and was made popular by whites during the period of slavery in the Southern US.

The term is still used today by skinheads and the KKK.

2. To gain possession of an item, either rightfully or by stealing it.

1. KKK leader: Alright boys, let's go lynch some niggers!
2. Alex: Hey Bob, lynch me one of them cookies!
by Alex1010 April 12, 2009
 
4.
Formula 1 for rednecks.
NASCAR:

N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Centered
A - Around
R - Rednecks
by alex1010 April 14, 2009
 
5.
The douche bag informercial salesman who advertises an absorbent towel called the "ShamWow" and a food chopper called the "Slap Chop". His full name is Vince Shlmoi, but he is often called "Vince Offer".

He was born as a Jew in Israel but converted to scientology. In 2004, Vince sued the Church of Scientology with the help of attorney Ford Greene. He alleged that the church had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to commit libel against him.

On February 7, 2009, Offer was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of assault after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince claimed that he punched the prostitute in the face because she bit his tongue and would not let go.
"You know the Germans always make good stuff!" - Vince (ShamWow commercial)

"You love my nuts, everybody loves my nuts!" - Vince (Slap Chop commercial)
by alex1010 May 21, 2009
 
6.
A way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
John: Oh shit, I just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
Alex: Dick up son!


by Alex1010 March 19, 2009
 
7.
A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
by Alex1010 March 24, 2009