“Nutchies” is when you done beating yo meat and you feel like getting a snack afterwards. This word comes from the Latin root “Munchies” combined with the word “Nut”
Dude 1: Bro I got the Nutchies right now, you got anything to eat??
Dude 2: Why tf did u jerk off in my cribdawg???
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'