“Nutchies” is when you done beating yo meat and you feel like getting a snack afterwards. This word comes from the Latin root “Munchies” combined with the word “Nut”
Dude 1: Bro I got the Nutchies right now, you got anything to eat??
Dude 2: Why tf did u jerk off in my crib dawg???
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.