nutichi

The disease most men have that causes them to constantly scratch their testicles

Damn, I have the bad case of nutichi.

nutichi by Joe Merkin August 27, 2003

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Nuticide

The act of performing a dickpunch whereas you hit said nuts so hard the person receiving the dickpunch vomits.

Jimmy committed nuticide in the 1st degree on Joe.

Nuticide by Tridalboske March 22, 2013

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Nutchies

“Nutchies” is when you done beating yo meat and you feel like getting a snack afterwards. This word comes from the Latin root “Munchies” combined with the word “Nut”

Dude 1: Bro I got the Nutchies right now, you got anything to eat??
Dude 2: Why tf did u jerk off in my crib dawg???

Nutchies by Sir mannie thy trill May 28, 2021

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nutichitis

The disease of itchy nuts.

Dude, I have really bad nutichitis.

nutichitis by bleedingtool May 20, 2008

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Notichingum

The act of not itching a bug bite. Can be used as slang ahorthand for" not itching them"

The best remedy for a mosquito bite is Notichingum.

Notichingum by SLANGER44 April 19, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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