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(Australian) Drunken aboriginal woman available for sex with all comers
Maaate! You cun awlways foind a numptie to steek yr deek in out in th' bush!
by kwirx November 14, 2003
1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
by fgf November 14, 2003
A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)
Look at that numptie over there.
by rKingie July 10, 2008