computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.
The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!
by numpty dodger October 10, 2006
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noun, substantive; person who is a complete ass in every way
Joseph Sarandos, the moderator, user and subject of discussion at forum.searchingjenin.com, is the chief of all numpties
by Larry Hagman October 8, 2003
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A complete blooming idiot, one who needs to have one's eyes slapped out. A candidate for the Darwin Awards.
That Hammock is a f**king numpty!
by beffkin March 19, 2003
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A bit of a tit
Beat it ya numpty, before I chin ye
by Dugswab January 10, 2003
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Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)
Example == Infantry

Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys
by Ron September 12, 2003
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