Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.
by Owen January 2, 2004
Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.
Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!
by Marc Hone February 7, 2006
by Young Team September 18, 2006
someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity
by rebel girl October 6, 2003
Everybody told her to study for the exam lest she fail like a numpty would. She partied all week and failed the exam. To this day, she still says "she believed she could so she did."
by ChristeenG April 30, 2018
A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!
That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !
by Stealth July 16, 2003
by chunkymonkey August 7, 2005