numpty

this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is

twats that cani spell are pure numptys man

by babycakes & angeldelight January 16, 2010

numpty

Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)

by not really me November 2, 2003

numpty

An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone

You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!

by E*** April 8, 2008

Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

by xXTikaXx January 9, 2007

numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) April 27, 2006

numpty

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

by lee10ant March 10, 2007

numpty

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

by Phil Scarfone July 26, 2007