4 definitions by fgf

midden

scottish word for a cess pit, rubbish pile or compost heap

Go and chuck that shit on the midden

by fgf November 17, 2003

numptie

1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.

Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.

by fgf November 14, 2003

monkey gates

same as chris gates.

lurker, go look up chris gates

by fgf July 26, 2003

goose'n

nuttin, having sex

you be goose'n foo

by fgf May 13, 2003