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norwalling by The Kid69 December 30, 2013
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narwhalling
Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.
Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.
dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy
dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy
narwhalling by Donaldbain February 17, 2010
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Nordahling
This is what you call a person who is doing staff work, without being a staff member.
he/she/it | Nordahls
present participle | Nordahling
past tense | Nordahled
he/she/it | Nordahls
present participle | Nordahling
past tense | Nordahled
P#1:"Did you see "Insert name"? "Insert name or pronuon" was doing staff work at the "a place and time"!!
P#2:"Nah dawg, was he Nordahling again?"
P#2:"Nah dawg, was he Nordahling again?"
Nordahling by Tikka Samurai April 2, 2019
Narwhalling
When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.
Narwhalling by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017
Narwhalling
The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.
I got fired today.
Why?
My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.
What....?
I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
Why?
My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.
What....?
I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.
Narwhalling by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011
Narwalling
When you strap a dildo to your forehead and shove it in an anus or vagina while eating out the opposite area at the same time. This can be a heterosexual or homosexual thing.
Narwalling by Fit em January 15, 2019
Normaling
Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.
Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:
Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.
Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.
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