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netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"
Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")
netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008
Related Words
1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.
'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'
Netbong by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009
when your nipples are erect
Omg, this cold is giving me a niboner.........feelsbadman
Niboner by Your.Right.Butt.Cheek November 7, 2016

Nitronic 

recieving oral pleasure on your nitro penis from a gay male midget wearing assless chaps.
Last night I walked in on my roomate getting a nitronic in the closet.
Nitronic by Blueballz2011 April 15, 2011

daffy-nition 

1)a definition which is incorrectly or confused usage.
2) wrongly defined by someone.
3) or abused with mis-understanding of some one intentions.
his daffy-nition of Religiousness was to continuously pray to a coke machine in the laundry mat.
Simply is A) confused as pimple.
B) defined as crumple.
C) abused as nipples and that is a under-stated mis-understanding of a simple word.
daffy-nition by ok-Doke March 16, 2008
Borne out of calling a friend a derogatory name but without swearing, so instead of calling your mate a dick, you could call him a nibbon in front of parents.
Alright Conube you effing nibbon, how's it going?
nibbon by Pete Slattery September 22, 2004