1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.

2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”

Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”

Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”

Dense Nethers by Dense Nether December 31, 2025

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Netherite Hoe

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.

Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C

Netherite Hoe by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

call with the Netherlands by KBomb August 11, 2016

Netherite

Fictional alloy, which is stronger than diamonds, in the videogame, Minecraft. You find debris in the dimension "Nether" and can convert that to netherite scrap which you combine with gold to make this godlike material. With this, you can make any tool/armor, that you normally can with diamonds and iron. You can also make blocks of netherite. Netherite was added into the game in 2020's "The Nether Update" and made diamond a weird middleman for many in the progression tree of Minecraft.

Note that there is an in-game achievement for crafting a netherite hoe in the game, "Serious Dedication", widely considered the most useless item in the game.

"1v1 me bro, I got diamonds"
"You fool! I have already reached the much superior netherite stage"
"Oh no! Show mercy!"

Netherite by MasterMysterie October 24, 2020

netheism

Hard atheism without any supernatural belief.

Being a netheist, supersymmetry is false-religion to me! I accept only statistically significant experimental data! Netheism doesn't accept Jesusifications!

netheism by dragonfΙy July 29, 2018

The Netherlands

A small country in Western Europe which maintains an illusion of insignificance while it is actually controlling the world through a shadow government and a international underground tunnel system which they use to control the world's supply of Clogs, Tulips, Cheese, and other farm products. One would think Cannabis to be included but it is not actually produced in the Netherlands. It's allies are BeLuxiumbourg, and the People's Republic of Canada.

The government of The Netherlands is displeased with your findings.

The Netherlands by Blumiru May 9, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026